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Hello, my name is Generic Character. For some reason, people really don't like me because of my lack of personality. And just like any other generic character, I love playing video games. I play Mario, Zelda and Dead Or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball, which I totally don't masturbate to. Anyway, since I'm such a "hardcore gamer", I decided to go to the local homeless guy to buy some games. Apparently, the local homeless guy doesn't take money. So, instead he sucked me off and I got the game. The game looked strange, it had a completely empty case. I opened the box and it was a PC game. So, I popped it in my gaming PC and I started it.
The screen was completely blank. So, I exited it. After a few minutes of fapping to Shadbase, the game popped up. I was like "Oh c'mon, I was just about to read the League of Lolly!" When the game popped up, I was playing the first level and I completed it because the end was already there. But, when I tried to win the impossible second level, I died. The screen went blank for 2 seconds and then this photo popped up. It was so...scary but sexy at the same time. I proceeded fap to said image. But, the image closed and the game shut down, and so did my computer. I will always remember that glorious time with that photo.
R.I.P. In Peace
Sexy Scary Photo 6969 - 9/11
Written by [http://youtube.com/KidKreepypasta KidKreepypasta]